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Sawdust and Ashes, Chapter 4a
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Title: Sawdust and Ashes, Chapter 4
Notes: Holy what in the what, this stupid installment was too long for one LiveJournal post, so I split it - rather unevenly - into two. If you make it all the way through to the end, wow. And thank you for your determination.
Also: I don't have an editor, which I think has to be more than a little obvious. I just want to take this opportunity to offer my sincerest apologies for the errors I know are there.
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masterlist;
and a hacksaw
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what hoCollapse )

Sawdust and Ashes, Chapter 3
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Title: Sawdust and Ashes, Chapter 3
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There were fifty tiles in the ceiling of the waiting roomCollapse )

Sawdust and Ashes, Chapter 2
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Title: Sawdust and Ashes, Chapter 2
Notes: Same warnings as Chapter 1 apply.
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This is what didn't happen: Someone saved himCollapse )

Sawdust and Ashes
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Title: Sawdust and Ashes, Chapter 1
Fandom: Gilmore Girls
Notes: Takes place in Season 2, pre A-Tisket, A-Tasket. Contains references to child abuse and sexual assault. Dark.
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Liz's third husband was named Ted, and he didn't abandon her like she told everyone he did.Collapse )

Fic: Roses and Hello (2/2)
Bleach - OMFG FREAKING OUT
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Title: Roses and Hello
Fandom: Bleach
Pairing: Ichigo/Ishida
Notes: This is solely for Jackie. A long time ago, she wrote a wishlist, and I determined to fulfill some of those wishes. I wrote the first part of this two-part fic over a year ago, and this is the part that even remotely has something to do with her wishlist (number five, btw). I apologize deeply, sincerely, humbly, that it took me this long to complete your fic, Jackie. ILU forever. Happy birthday (almost).

Part One: So Longs and Ashes


He remembered, suddenly, intensely, the smell of Ishida's soapCollapse )

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There was an email in my inbox this morning letting me know that someone stole "Schoolhouse Rock" and had it posted on fanfiction.net. The story and the author's account are gone already, so I didn't get to see any of this, which makes me a little sad because I'm a self-centered bastard. The only response to something like this, though, is: HA. I could go on for a while about how doofy it is to steal someone's work in the first place, and how, if you're going to do that, at LEAST you should take something that isn't NC-17 and would get you in trouble anyway.

So, anyway, that's a nice, healthy does of "Seriously WTF" in the morning before I go to work. I really don't know what to feel about all this apart from amused and tired, but the second one could just be that it's 4:30 in the morning.

CHEERS.

I should be in bed right now. Or writing.
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But I'm not doing either. Instead I filled out the big slash survey.

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Fic: So Longs and Ashes (1/2)
Bleach - Heartily boned!
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Title: So Longs and Ashes (1/2)
Fandom: Bleach
Pairing: Ichigo/Ishida
Summary/Notes: Ichigo and Ishida meet up again for the first time since Ishida started training with Ryuuken. Follows canon up to chapter 239 and takes a sharp left turn. Or possibly a right one.
Also: Much thanks to _debbiechan_ for the beta and sublimeparadigm for inspiration. The next chapter is all for you, you crazy kid.


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RAWR, MEME
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_debbiechan_ tagged me for a MEME.

If you happen to be working on some creative writing project, fanfiction or what have you, post exactly one sentence (or more) from each of your current work(s) in progress in your journal. It should probably be your favorite or most intriguing sentence so far, but what you choose is entirely your discretion. Mention the title (and genre)if you like, but don't mention anything else -- this is merely to whet the general appetite for your forthcoming work(s).

Ichi/Ishi, PART THE FIRST: All his words were lost behind Kurosaki's lips.
Ichi/Ishi, PART THE SECOND: "TELL ME YOU DID NOT JUST POP A BONER IN MY HOSPITAL BED."

And that's really all I've got so far! I could kind of give general ideas for other fics, but THAT IS NOT WHAT THE MEME IS ABOUT. Consider yourselves all tagged and feel free to post responses to this entry because I WANT TO KNOW WHAT YOU'RE WRITING. :O

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stuff I wanna do (fanfic and otherwise)Collapse )

Fic: Looking In
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Title: Looking In
Fandom: BLEACH
Summary: Ishida's very noble, chivalrous intentions lead to sex. :O
Rating: Porn

Ka-PR0NCollapse )

BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH.
Bleach - Heartily boned!
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*WAVES HANDS DISMISSIVELY AT WRITING*

The IshiHime porn piece: NEARLY FINISHED BUT FULL OF SUCK AND NOT IN A FUN WAY. Going to get that done and sent to Deb asap. After this, I want to just flop back into the comfort of boysex, but the next story I have planned has DRAMA and tiny bits of FLUFF (as much as I'm capable of writing) so it will not be snark and funny. The world: CRUMBLES IN SHOCK.

I also want to start writing pieces that don't feature Ishida. You know, JUST FOR A CHANGE OF PACE. Who wants to make suggestion? :O

HOLY CRAP
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I'm a dirty hooker for not linking to this before, but if there's anyone here who hasn't yet read sublimeparadigm's Making Sweet Music, you need to do it. Now. (although beware of spoilers lol)

This reminds me that I kept meaning to make up a fandom wishlist and never did it. SO HERE HAVE ONE NOW.

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FOR TEH JACKIE
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sublimeparadigm put up a Bleach wishlist, and it plagued me with many ideas. T_____T I'm working on one of the fics, and, to the great misfortune of everyone who might stumble across this journal, I decided that drawing might be a hilarious good time. It isn't, for many reasons, not least of which is my utter incompetence with drawing and my refusal to use references. I was going to apologize point-by-point for the massive suckitude of the comic, but that gets really annoying. I will instead issue a blanket apology for low-quality throughout. D:

Isshin/Uryuu is totally my crack OTP forever the endCollapse )
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Drabbles
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One drabble about the Ishidas, another about IshiHime. Written for _debbiechan_. I love you very much, sweetie. <3 <3 <3

Ryuuken contemplated small spaces and the magnitude of what they heldCollapse )



Ishida loved Orihime's bodyCollapse )

Drabble: Made of crack and fail
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For sublimeparadigm, because she posted that awesome Isshin/Ishida doujin: part one part two.

I thought about the pairing as hilarious and cracky, but would never have written it if not for her. Plus, I sort of stole the idea from the doujin, so. Eh heh heh.

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Isshinida!Collapse )

Fic: A Thousand Years
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Title: A Thousand Years
Fandom: BLEACH
Pairing: Ishida, Orihime



Ishida was eleven when he first saw InoueCollapse )

Fic: All Bets Are Off
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Fic: All Bets Are Off
Fandom: BLEACH WHAT A SURPRISE
Summary: Ishida loses a bet. Frilly things and sex are involved.
Warnings: Omg porn. Unbetad. Seriously purposeless smut.
Notes: This started with the writing prompt "tetris" in sublimeparadigm's journal. So, Jackie, this is dedicated to you, with all the love in my panties.




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DRABBLE
I AM PLEASED
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Over at my personal journal, I'm trying to do this meme where I write drabbles for all the interests listed in my userinfo. This one's going over here to keep from the eyes of my sister and RL friends, who would never speak to me again if they knew I wrote smut.

Prompt: cheamwork and unf unf unf (with remnants of sakura on top, because it's very sexy), which I wrote at work and typed up and posted just in time for Sasuke's birthday. Happy birthday, ass head.

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